With the Miss Universe Pageant approaching and Oddsmakers giving this year’s Miss Belgium, Alizee Poulicek, a Strong Chance at taking home the Crown, Gossips are taking their Opportunity to Come Up with plenty of Tales from the Young Lady’s past.
Madame Isis, famed Lady in Waiting and Acquaintance of many Upper-Class Gentlemen, has denied the Rumour, spreading like Wild-Fire, that Miss Poulicek once worked in her Establishment. “Ik wens ze deden,” Isis stated Yesterday.” Ze zouden hebben gebracht in veel van de werkzaamheden!”
The 21-year-old Poulicek, attempting to remain Classy as a Miss Universe Candidate is Expected to do, has declined to Comment upon this particular Rumour. But this has only added Fuel to the Fire, as thus far at least Three anonymous Gentlemen have made claims about Encounters with Poulicek at the Estate of Madame Isis – and one has even made reference to a mysterious “Intimate Tattoo.” Judges at the Pageant will surely be on the Look-Out for that during the Swimming Suit Competition!
Add all of this to the semi-Scandalous News that Miss Belgium doesn’t speak Flemish (she hails from Wallonia), causing some Belgian Natives to Boo her at her National Pageant Victory. Still, Poulicek seems to be on the Fast-Track to a possible Miss Universe Crown.
The 2008 Miss Universe Pageant will take place on July 14th in Nha Trang, Vietnam. Stay tuned and expect Scandals!
—The Minister of Gossip—
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