A new poll by Ifop / La Voix du Nord suggests that if Recent Murmurings of a possible Break-Up of the Nation of Belgium come to Fruition, the southern Wallonian region could become Incorporated into the Nation of France. Such talk is Pure Speculation at this point, and Belgian Leaders – including King Albert II and his Politically Active daughter Princess Ophelia; Prime Minister Yves Leterme; and Political Insider, Socialist, and Anti-Separatist Walloon Persia Zuur – are working hard to Prevent a Split between Wallonia and Flanders.
–The Minister of Information.
