Chansonnier Cadenza Vieuxtemps has been added to the List of Known Belgian Cats by the Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions.

Descended from a Famous Belgian Composer, Ms Vieuxtemps is one of the Nation’s Premiere Vocal Talents. She frequently elicits Raves for her Stunning and Emotionally Powerful Renditions of both Classical and Moderne Music.

Further Information about the Belgian Cats can be found at www.belgiancats.net.

–The Belgian Controller of Cat Records & Director of Benign Intentions.

The Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions has recently Encouraged the Minister of Information to expand the Availability of Information Regarding the Belgian Cats to several Incarnations of the Social Web.

As a Result, the Minister of Information, in Conjunction with the Minister of Technological Gadgetry, has begun using the Web-Site Twitter, which he shall utilize to keep Citizens Updated on Items of Great Importance which Relate to the Belgian Cats.

Some Months ago, the Minister of Information also rolled out a Face-Book Page for Users of that Social Networking Environment. Those who sign up as “Fans” shall be provided with Instant Updates about the News of the Belgian Cats as it appears on this Blog, as well as other Important Links, Relevant Applications, and so-called News Blasts.

These Technological Innovations are a part of an Expanded Effort by the Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions to Craft a Global Sense of Awareness of the Belgian Cats and their Acktivities.

–The Minister of Information & the Minister of Technological Gadgetry.

The Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions has Noted that King Albert II celebrated Christmas today at the Royal Palace in the Belgian Tradition with his Daughter, Belgian Cat Princess Ophelia. Belgian Ambassador Armondo Blanco was also in Attendance. Chansonnier Cadenza Vieuxtemps performed Musical Renditions of Christmas Favourites at the Ceremony.

Flemish Separatist and Belgian Cat Elton Jansen Celebrated the Holiday at a Public Gathering in Bruxelles. Professor Nanu of the University of Brussels also attended the same Gathering.

Celebrity Belgian Cat and Mountaineer Rocky Rhodes dressed as Sinterklaas and handed out Gifts to Children at an Event in Brugge. Meanwhile, Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone exchanged Gifts in Private with American Actress Hayden Panettiere.

–The Minister of Culture–

Armondo Blanco, Belgian Ambassador, has appeared in a New Poster in the Nation of Belgium, as Mr 007 Himself, James Bond. The Poster is a Take-Off on the current Marketing Campaign for the upcoming MGM film, “Quantum of Solace,” featuring the self-same Character as played by the Actor Daniel Craig.

The Ad directs Viewers to the Web-Site of the Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions, and is Aimed at Boosting Awareness of the International Belgian Cats Project of Benign Intentions.

–The Minister of Information.

Financial Consultant Tigger Sauerzopf has been added to the List of Known Belgian Cats by the Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions.

Always on top of the Latest Trends in the Marketplace, this Wise Investor promises to Never Steer You Wrong when it comes to your Financial Future.

Further News on this Belgian Cat and his Reactions to the Recent Economic Crises both in Belgium and around the Globe will Surely be Forth-Coming.

-*- The Belgian Controller of Cat Records & Director of Benign Intentions -*-

Flemish Separatist Elton Jansen has been Officially Added to the List of the Known Belgian Cats by the Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions.

This Youthful and Charismatic Leader has been Taking the Cause of Flemish Independence to the Streets of Belgium, sometimes in a Violent and Disorderly Fashion; Clever and Media Savvy, he has utilized the Air-Waves and Internet to gain a Loyal Following.

If you have Seen this Belgian Cat, please make a Report here.

**The Belgian Controller of Cat Records & Director of Benign Intentions**

The Belgain Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions has determined that None of the Known Belgian Cats was involved in or harmed by the recent Radioactive Leak at the Institut National des Radioelements in Fleurus, Belgium.

The Leak of Radioiodine, or Iodine-131, has been described as the Worst to ever Occur in Belgium, and has lead to a Moratorium on the Consumption of certain Locally Grown Foods. However, Reports have been Insistent upon the Point that no Persons or Belgian Cats have been Immediately Affected.

–The Minister of Information
& The Belgian Controller of Cat Records & Director of Benign Intentions

Lilu Emami, Muckraking Photojournalist, has been Officially Added to the List of the Known Belgian Cats. This sassy character takes Award-Winning Photos and raises Eyebrows with her Unflinching Insights on the harsh Realities of Life and Society.

—The Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions—

Rubbish Collectors on the Island of Guam, who had stopped Work on Order of the Gang of Belgian Cat ‘Dirtyface’ Zanoni several weeks ago, have returned to Work this Week, reportedly under an Agreement between Governor Felix Camacho and Leaders of the Dirtyface Gang.

With the Rainy Season beginning to Kick In on the Island, many Public Officials were anxious to get the Rubbish Cleared before it began Piling Up on the Streets and – with the addition of large amounts of Moisture – Rotting, Smelling, and creating a Health Hazard.

Dirtyface is likely to Maintain Control over the Rubbish Collection Union and will not be Pursued by Authorities. Many on the Island fear this might create a Precedent for continued Takeover Attempts by Dirtyface or other Influential Gangs, but many also Acknowledge that the move may have been Necessary under the Circumstances.

The Rationale for Dirtyface’s Interest in Guam is Unclear. The Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions has made numerous Efforts to Contact ‘Dirtyface’ Himself or a Representative of his Notorious Gang, but all such efforts have Failed. Some speculate that Dirtyface is looking for a Way In to Shipping Ports in the Pacific; others suspect that this Move may have more to do with his Plans to take over the world’s Fishing Industry.

–The Minister of Information.

A collection of Animal Welfare Organisations recently came Together and Petitioned the Government within the Flemish Region of the Nation of Belgium to Ban the Hunting of Belgian Cats.

The International Belgian Cats Project of Benign Intentions fully Supports this Legislation; the Shooting of Belgian Cats, even those with a Criminal Background, is Unacceptable; those Belgian Cats found to be Violating the Rules of Lawful Societies must be placed under Arrest and given a Fair Trial. The International Belgian Cats Project of Benign Intentions opposes the Death Penalty in Any Such Trial, as it does not Conform to the Goals of a Civilised Society.

–The Belgian Controller of Cat Records & Director of Benign Intentions.