Guam Rubbish Collectors Return to Work; Dirtyface Now in Control

Rubbish Collectors on the Island of Guam, who had stopped Work on Order of the Gang of Belgian Cat ‘Dirtyface’ Zanoni several weeks ago, have returned to Work this Week, reportedly under an Agreement between Governor Felix Camacho and Leaders of the Dirtyface Gang.

With the Rainy Season beginning to Kick In on the Island, many Public Officials were anxious to get the Rubbish Cleared before it began Piling Up on the Streets and – with the addition of large amounts of Moisture – Rotting, Smelling, and creating a Health Hazard.

Dirtyface is likely to Maintain Control over the Rubbish Collection Union and will not be Pursued by Authorities. Many on the Island fear this might create a Precedent for continued Takeover Attempts by Dirtyface or other Influential Gangs, but many also Acknowledge that the move may have been Necessary under the Circumstances.

The Rationale for Dirtyface’s Interest in Guam is Unclear. The Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions has made numerous Efforts to Contact ‘Dirtyface’ Himself or a Representative of his Notorious Gang, but all such efforts have Failed. Some speculate that Dirtyface is looking for a Way In to Shipping Ports in the Pacific; others suspect that this Move may have more to do with his Plans to take over the world’s Fishing Industry.

–The Minister of Information.


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  1. […] that “Dirtyface” is making a move to Take Over yet another foreign Union. His Gang hijacked the Rubbish Collectors’ Union on Guam earlier this Summer and has since been placing Pressure upon Port Owners on the Island to ease […]

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