Murray Comforts Rihanna in Wake of DV Incident

Belgian Cat and Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone paid a Lengthy Visit to the Home of American Music Star Rihanna, who has been Beset with Unwanted Publicity after skipping the Grammy Awards under the Cloud of an alleged Domestic Violence Incident with her Significant Other, Chris Brown.

Murray and Rihanna have a History Together, but both of their Publicists Insisted that the Visit was intended to give Comfort to Rihanna during this Stress-Filled Time. Murray, who is currently Linked Romantically to American Actress Hayden Panettiere, has a Reputation as a Philanderer, but is also Known to be a Strong and Loyal Friend. Murray’s Reported Trysts with Rihanna were Dismissed by Brown last Year as not Threatening to himself or their Relationship.

Still, Police are Investigating a possible Long History of Violence betwixt the Two; meanwhile, those coming to the Defence of Brown are making every Effort to Turn the Tables and blame Rihanna for Brown’s Actions. This is a Common Part of the Cycle of Violence and Denial seen in Abusive Relationships.

–The Minister of Gossip–

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Emami in Bar Melee, Reportedly Wins

Belgian Cat and Muckraking Photojournalist Lilu Emami was charged today with Involvement in a Melee at a Bar in Budapest, Hungary.

Eyewitnesses report that Emami, who claims she was in Budapest on “vakantie,” became Enraged when a pair of Local Men were making Lewd Remarks at her. She then proceeded to begin a Shoving Match with both men, which escalated into an Impressive Display of Emami’s training in the Thai Martial Arts, know as Muay Thai.

Police Reports indicate that the Men both suffered Numerous Lesions as a Result of the Fight, but Lilu Emami appeared Unscathed.

Emami is known for her Award-Winning Journalistic Photography, as well as her Sassy Attitude.

–The Minister of Gossip

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Published in: on January 23, 2009 at 6:32 am  Comments (1)  
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Hayden Tossed from Nightclub, Murray Culpable

American Actress Hayden Panettiere was Thrown Out of a New York City Nightclub last Month, the Tabloids have reported. She is only 19, and was in a Club whose Minimum Age Requirement was 21 (due to Strict American Laws regarding Alcohol Consumption). Bouncers escorted her Out and Confiscated her Identification, making her very Angry. She eventually had Police step in to Resolve the Matter and return her ID (though she was not allowed Back Inside).

Hayden’s Significant Other, Belgian Cat and Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone had been able to gain Entrance for the young Star into the Club due to his Status, but as Bouncers had been Instructed to Crack Down on Under-Aged Access, Murray’s Influence ultimately had No Effect on the Situation. The Two instead enjoyed a Vegetarian Meal at a Nearby Restaurant.

–The Minister of Gossip

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Murray and Hayden Go Ice Skating

Belgian Cat and Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone and his Significant Other, American Television star Hayden Panettiere, were out Celebrating the Holiday Season this Week by Ice Skating at Pershing Square in Downtown Los Angeles.

The Couple, which has been Avoiding the Paparazzi of Late by keeping to Themselves (and generating Speculation about more Philandering by Murray, who has a Reputation), looked Happy and seemed to be having a Great Deal of Fun during their Outing. Observers said that after their Stint at the Ice Rink, they couple Darted Off to Beverly Hills to do some Holiday Shopping.

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Murray Whisks Hayden Away in Private Jet

Belgian Cat Murray Malone continued his Wooing of Miss Hayden Panettiere last week. Witnesses say the Jet-Set Socialite landed his Personal Airplane at a Private Airstrip in the New York City area and Whisked the Hollywood Hottie away to Europe for some Sight-Seeing and other Fun and Adventurous Activities.

Panettiere, who just turned 19 two weeks Prior, is the Latest in a long Line of Ladies linked with Mr Malone. Her television program, “Heroes,” is set to debut its 3rd Season next Week. Rumour has it that Murray and Hayden planned this Getaway between her Busy Birthday Celebrations and Media Tours for her Show.

A Quote from the Pilot of Murray’s Airplane claims that the Couple would be headed to Greece, but thus far no Sightings have been Reported along the Mediterranean.

**The Minister of Gossip**

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Published in: on September 10, 2008 at 9:13 am  Comments (2)  
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Brown Says Murray-Rihanna Fling is No Big Deal

In an interview with a Belgian Gossip Magazine, Hip-Hop Artist Chris Brown indicated that recent Talk of his rumoured girlfriend Rihanna and Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone having a possible Fling is “no big deal.”

Rihanna has been Linked with Murray on Numerous Occasions, but their Public Relations Reps have indicated that the two are merely Friends. Still, Murray’s Reputation precedes him – but Brown isn’t worried, even if the Rumours are True.

“He’s a player, and you gotta respect that,” Brown said. “[Rihanna] and me, we talk about that, it’s no big deal. We’re grown-ups, and sometimes you got needs. Murray’s a cool cat.”

In fact, the Three of them have been seen together at Social Gatherings; now, there are Questions about whether there is a Highly Moderne Three-Way Relationship forming. To that, Brown says no way: “Sounds like the most ancient kind of relationship there is, man!” he laughed. Oddly, Brown failed to Confirm that he and Rihanna were Together in the first place, insisting on “privacy about our great friendship.”

Meanwhile, Murray was spotted over the Weekend attending Clubs in New York City, but at some point is said to have found himself in Somewhat Intimate the company of American Actress Hayden Panettiere. Sources indicate the Two went to a Late-Night Diner together and shared a Limousine at the Conclusion of the Evening.

**The Minister of Gossip**

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Murray and Rihanna Just Friends, Say Reps

After his much ballyhooed publick Break-Up with former Tennis Star Justine Henin, Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone was seen on several Occasions in the company of Pop Superstar Rihanna. But Representatives of both Celebrities insist that their relationship is just one of “Close Friendship.” Rihanna is said to be dating fellow musician Chris Brown, who has also been a Guest at some of Murray’s Parties.

But we shouldn’t rule out a Rihanna-Murray Romance, as the Belgian Cat has been known to Steal Ladies away from their Significant Others at his Leisure! Don’t forget about how he Lured one Eva Mendes from the arm of Mr Handsome Himself, Matt Damon, several years back – as well as the Insistent Speculation that he Broke Up the Penelope Cruz-Tom Cruise Romance which further pushed Mr Cruise down the Path toward Madness.

**The Minister of Gossip**

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Madame Isis Denies Link to Miss Belgium

With the Miss Universe Pageant approaching and Oddsmakers giving this year’s Miss Belgium, Alizee Poulicek, a Strong Chance at taking home the Crown, Gossips are taking their Opportunity to Come Up with plenty of Tales from the Young Lady’s past.

Madame Isis, famed Lady in Waiting and Acquaintance of many Upper-Class Gentlemen, has denied the Rumour, spreading like Wild-Fire, that Miss Poulicek once worked in her Establishment. “Ik wens ze deden,” Isis stated Yesterday.” Ze zouden hebben gebracht in veel van de werkzaamheden!”

The 21-year-old Poulicek, attempting to remain Classy as a Miss Universe Candidate is Expected to do, has declined to Comment upon this particular Rumour. But this has only added Fuel to the Fire, as thus far at least Three anonymous Gentlemen have made claims about Encounters with Poulicek at the Estate of Madame Isis – and one has even made reference to a mysterious “Intimate Tattoo.” Judges at the Pageant will surely be on the Look-Out for that during the Swimming Suit Competition!

Add all of this to the semi-Scandalous News that Miss Belgium doesn’t speak Flemish (she hails from Wallonia), causing some Belgian Natives to Boo her at her National Pageant Victory. Still, Poulicek seems to be on the Fast-Track to a possible Miss Universe Crown.

The 2008 Miss Universe Pageant will take place on July 14th in Nha Trang, Vietnam. Stay tuned and expect Scandals!

—The Minister of Gossip—

Justine Dumps Murray with Forehand Smack to the Face

After word spread that Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone was Spotted in Amsterdam with his Arm around Superstar Pop Singer Rihanna, our favourite recently-retired Tennis Great Justine Henin was Quick to Put an End to all Speculation about her Keeping Company with Murray.

“We waren samen, maar het is meer dan nu. Het is gedaan,” Justine stated emphatically, adding, “Hij is een lul!”

Witnesses in a Bruges Cafe said that the Break-Up was a Publick One, with some reporting that Justine even smacked Murray in the Face; others said she merely Tossed a Glass of Water on him. Either way, it was Quite a Scene.

Justine may be Heart-Broken, or just Bitter, but Murray moves on (as Usual) – he has already made Appearances at two recent Rihanna Concerts. Both of their Spokes-Persons, of course, deny any Hanky-Panky between the Two.

–The Minister of Gossip.

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Published in: on June 24, 2008 at 6:58 am  Leave a Comment  
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Murray and Justine Spotted Again!

Tennis Superstar Justine Henin and Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone were Spotted once Again by Eagle-Eyed Celebrity-Watchers, this time on the French Riviera. Reports have them Cuddling, but not necessarily Kissing, and some Photographs have Surfaced.

Rumours have also Surfaced that the two showed up at a Party thrown by Belgian Film Director Gris-Gris in Cannes after the Film Festival there – but those in Attendance were strictly Close Friends of the Director (As Murray is Known to Be), and they have all been Quite Mum about whom or what they may have Seen.

And so, These Blurry Photos are the Best Evidence we can Give you at the Moment. Justine’s Publicist has decried them as “Inconclusive” – but you be the judge!

This Couple appears to be attempting a Get-Away from the Papparazzi - is it Justine and Murray?Arms Around one Another - that sure looks like Justine and Murray to us.We\'re not as Convinced on This One, but it was Submitted by a Viewer who seemed Quite Positive about the Subjects...

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