Belgian Cats Celebrate Christmas

The Belgian Controller of Cat Records and Director of Benign Intentions has Noted that King Albert II celebrated Christmas today at the Royal Palace in the Belgian Tradition with his Daughter, Belgian Cat Princess Ophelia. Belgian Ambassador Armondo Blanco was also in Attendance. Chansonnier Cadenza Vieuxtemps performed Musical Renditions of Christmas Favourites at the Ceremony.

Flemish Separatist and Belgian Cat Elton Jansen Celebrated the Holiday at a Public Gathering in Bruxelles. Professor Nanu of the University of Brussels also attended the same Gathering.

Celebrity Belgian Cat and Mountaineer Rocky Rhodes dressed as Sinterklaas and handed out Gifts to Children at an Event in Brugge. Meanwhile, Jet-Set Socialite Murray Malone exchanged Gifts in Private with American Actress Hayden Panettiere.

–The Minister of Culture–

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Rocky Rhodes to Promote Children’s Fitness

Belgian Cat and Mountaineer Rocky Rhodes has Signed On to Promote Children’s Physical Fitness Programmes in an Official Capacity for the Nation of Belgium.

Rhodes was Appointed to the Position by King Albert II. He shall Work Closely with Princess Ophelia to Develop the Programmes, and he shall then Travel throughout the Townes of Belgium to make Appearances at Schools, Day Cares, and the Like, to Educate Children, Teachers, and Parents on the many Aspects of Children’s Health and the Importance of Physical Fitness to the Maintenance of a Healthy Mind, Body, and Soul.

Rhodes is a Natural Choice for the Position, as he is a Popular and Recognizable Figure in the Realm of Sports. Some even deem him a National Hero. He has Conquered many Peaks but has Maintained a Reputation as a Humble Representative of Belgium’s Proud Heritage.

–The Minister of Information.

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Rocky Rhodes Missed Climb, but Isn’t Missing

A slight Scare was Averted this week as famous Belgian Cat and Mountaineer Rocky Rhodes was discovered to be Alive and Well after early Reports indicated that he had gone Missing on his Latest Climb.

Rhodes was set to conquer Mount Everest with a group of Climbers this Week, but he never showed up. His Team made efforts to Contact him and failed, then sounded the Alarm. Reports then began to suggest that Rhodes had departed on the Climb by himself, and become Lost.

Later, Rhodes was found at home in Belgium. It turned out that he had been Unable to Depart from the Brussels Airport due to a Strike instituted by the Baggage Handlers there. So instead, he simply returned Home and Slept.

–The Minister of Information.

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Rocky Rhodes to Bike North America for Cancer

Famed Mountaineer and Belgian Cat Rocky Rhodes has agreed to participate in a Bicycling Trip across North America from the State of Texas to the State of Alaska in order to Raise Money for Cancer Research.

Rhodes, whose Mother was recently Diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer, often Enjoys Fundraising events such as These – but with his Personal Experience, this Bicycle Trip is Particularly Close to his Heart.

“Het is belangrijk dat ik een bijdrage leveren op deze manier,” said Rhodes about the Journey, which will Begin at the University of Texas, Austin on June 7th, and is scheduled to end in Anchorage, Alaska on August 5th – about a 7,200-km Ride.

Rhodes, generally Known as a Mountaineer, says that Bicycling is his Second Passion. He was Specially Invited by the Texas 400 for Cancer, a Non-Profit Organisation which contributes to Cancer Research, to Participate due to his High Profile in the Outdoor Sports Community.

—The Belgian Institution for Athletics—