Tina Skaggs Awarded Employee of the Month


Known Belgian Cat and Office Gossip Tina Skaggs has been awarded the Coveted “Employee of the Month” prize for the Month of August in the Corporate Office in which she is Employed.

The Prize is given each Month to an Employee who has shown to have an Exemplary Work Ethic, High Standards of Efficiency, and a Positive Attitude toward his or her Job. This is the first time Skaggs has been recognized; she has been Employed at the Office for 12 years.

Upon receiving Notice of her Recognition, Skaggs said, “Het is de hoogste tijd!”

Skaggs received a Bouquet of Flowers, several Truffles, and a Department Store Gift Card as part of her Prize. After the brief Awards Ceremony performed at her Cubicle, she was seen to immediately Report the News of her Recognition to numerous Friends and Colleagues via the Office Telephone.

-The Minister of Information.

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iPhone Options Not Good for Belgian Cats

With the Impending Release of the new iPhone 3G, many Belgian Cats and other Belgian Citizens are seeking Good Deals on the exciting New Technology. Belgian Cat Tina Skaggs, for example, held off on the last Version of the Phone but is hoping to make an Upgrade to the new iPhone. But she Worries that Purchasing the Phone may Lock her into an Unreasonable Service Plan.

Mobistar is the Primary Phone Service that will be Tied to the iPhone, but Belgian Law requires that an Unlocked version be available as well. And so it will – but for a Hefty Price Tag. Skaggs, a regular Office Worker, doesn’t like the sound of that and fears that it will keep her away from the Appealing Gadget yet again.

“Ik heb niet de eerste iPhone kopen, omdat de diensten waren te duur,” she complains. “De nieuwe telefoon wordt verondersteld goedkoper, maar de diensten zullen de kosten nog meer!”

Indeed, Apple is marketing the new iPhone as a cheaper, faster version of the Original – but with the high Price Tags associated with Unlocked Phones, many ordinary Belgian Citizens such as Tina Skaggs will choose to skip it. Again.

##The Minister of Technological Gadgetry##