InBev a Good Bet, says Sauerzopf

Belgian Cat and Financial Consultant Tigger Sauerzopf has Renewed his Assertion that Belgian Brewing Company InBev is a Strong Stock Purchase despite some prior Worries that the Take-Over of American Beer-Maker Anheuser-Busch would be put on Hold thanks to the recent Economic Downturn.

InBev this Week assured Investors that the Take-Over was still going Through, and should be Completed by the end of this Year. Sauerzopf, for his Part, has been Recommending the Stock since its Price Fell amidst those Worrisome Speculations about the Deal.

InBev’s stock price Increased by 10% as a Result of their Assurance. Anheuser-Busch, makers of Low-Quality Lager Budweiser, is the #1 Selling Brewing Company in America.

Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer Jeepers de Vooght, meanwhile, Renewed his Assertion that the best Beers are brewed in the Ancient Trappist Traditions.

–The Minister of Economics.

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Reviewing the Trappist Ales

Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer Jeepers de Vooght has recommended this Excellent Series of Articles regarding some of the Many Wonderful Varieties of Trappist Brews available. Some are unfortunately Difficult to get Hold Of outside of their Native Lands, but such is merely an Excellent Reason to pay a Visit to the Nation of Belgium.

–The Minister of Information.

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InBev Officially Bids on Anheuser-Busch

Belgian brewing Company InBev has officially made a $46.4 Billion US Dollar Bid to take over Anheuser-Busch, brewer of Budweiser and other Low-Quality American Lagers. InBev is the Maker of dozens of Different Beers, including Stella Artois, Bass, and Others, and is something of a Low-Quality Belgian Brewer that does not use the Traditional Standards set forth by the Trappist Monks and brewed for Generations to Maximize Quality and Flavour.


Jeepers de Vooght, Belgian Cat and Monastic Brewer, opposes the Takeover Bid, as he Worries that it will Decrease overall Opinion of Belgian Beers world-wide. “InBev heeft al tot lagere kwaliteit,” he said today. “Kopen van Budweiser zal alleen maakt het nog erger, en alle Belgische bieren zal lijden.”

The Takeover Bid is expected to be Bitterly Fought by the Busch Family, which has Owned the Company for nearly 150 years.

–The Minister of Information